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In the every growing world of phen phen and Tyra banks comes something so sinister, so crude and demoralizing you question your beliefs in humanity and the ever raging battle of Coca-Cola and Pepsi, or as I like to call the Cola Wars. What is this terrible thing that has sprung upon us you might ask? It’s called Missionaries for Muscles, as seen on the previous blog this tale of whale blatantly exposes good to be’s to good to not to-be’s! So what is my problem with this exposure of human flesh? You say, Bryce you like sin why do you have a problem with a little man boob action. You also have said, Bryce you’re so sexy and strong it makes me want you long time, ok that one was just uncalled for. Good points all around, but the point you’re missing is this… I did not get the invite, ok, I didn’t, and it burned deep in my soul, I wanted nothing more to explore my sexuality for charity in the worst way, by exposing my beautiful bod to the whole world in such away that excites and tantalizes the masses. That my friends is why I believe this calendar is nothing more then Mormon porn, print it and start the mob against these pretty boys, Your gonna down in the name of Sin…
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No calendar for the Saint

I came across something that floored me.  At first I thought it was a hoax, kinda like a compassionate conservative.  But no, mormonsexposed.com is for real.  It’s a site that is selling a calendar that has a bunch of sexy guys posing.  Guys who are mormon and who are returned missionaries.  But it gets even better for the Saint, one of the missionaries, Mr. November, served in the same mission as the Saint and Sinner.  Great guy, we lived in the same apartment complex for two months.  He looks pretty good, in the 10 years since I’ve been home I’ve managed to put on 30 lbs.  But Mr. November seemed to have bucked the trend of getting fat as one gets older. Elder Reecer, This poser served in my mission. Now to say that Saint “frowns upon this” would be putting it lightly.  Forgive me for being a prude, but posing half naked so that others can lust after you is not something that a returned mormon missionary should be doing.  These clowns need to get busy, have a family and get fat like the rest of us. 

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This is my new bi weekly post of the new show’s and my new Ho’s. The new show this week is Chuck. A nerdy nerd that gets kicked out of Stanford finds himself working at a box store called buy more, great premise so far, ya think. A college friend named Bryce, love the name, gets Chuck kicked out of college and starts chuck questioning his beliefs and more importantly his sexuality, ok I made the latter up. Anyways Bryce gets axed but before so he sends chuck all this spy shi*, so chuck becomes this super human computer helping the two government agencies fight evil and skin cancer. There is a little known hottie in the program which leads me to my next point. She is my Ho of the Week. Stand up and take a bow Miss Yvonne Strzechowski. You rock our world like Brett Michaels rocks VH1! Both the show and my lady friend are superb, so check them out and get on with your bad selves!
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Hi fella’s, gangster’s, be-atches, and recording artists against drunk driving aka RAD. Welcome to the best damn blog in the lower 48. An introduction would be appropriate at this time and juncture so here goes. The name is Bryce, I’m the sinner in the Sinner and the Saint. Ive tried the saint thing, but I won’t lie to you its a hell lot a funner being the sinner. So if you like reading about cocaine binges, massive alcohol undertakings, and Lindsey Lohan sightings you come to the right place. My friends buckle up and keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times because this will be one hell of a ride!!!lindsaylohan.jpg

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We’re live!

Welcome to a new blog from the creative minds of Naylor and Glover.  A couple of ex-missionaries who spent four months together, became the best of friends and immortalized the phrase, “Get over here and shake my hand, good buddy!”  Now, roughly ten years later, one of us is still “holding to the rod” and the other…well, not so much.  But we’re still the best of friends, and hope you will enjoy our ramblings, rants and observations from the sinner and the saint.

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